1) New Gardeners learn by Trowel and Error
2) Grow your own dope-Plant a man
3) Gardening requires a lot of water, most of it in the form of perspiration
4) My mothers menu consisted of two choices, take it-or leave it
5) A man should never plant a garden larger than his wife can take care of
6) What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi
7) What does the letter 'A' have in common with a flower? They both have bees coming after them
8) 'A favourite of birds' means avoid planting near cars and clothes lines
9) After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done
10) The one good thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbours
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